Parents go out for some nonprofit community service to benefit the Motherland. They hire a girl to care for their child (to be paid in vodka.)
She watches the child and all is well, she calls the parents later to ask to cover the Lenin Statue in the family room. Parents drop vodka in surprise. "Call the KGB." they say "We don't have a Lenin Statue."
The secret police arrest the parents for not having a Lenin Statue in their home. The babysitter is arrested for fearing a statue of father Lenin. The child is arrested as a witness.
Such is life in Mother Russia
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